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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Justin Tyler lives in New York. He is an actor and writer. The Clan of the Spider-Fist hunts him relentlessly.</description><title>Like a Vitamin</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jtsizzle)</generator><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Brooklyn, kids
mattfisher:

Oh hell yes.
(via lookmom)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/eWNXrKUzOi8wuimawcpNd05yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Brooklyn, kids&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattfisher.tumblr.com/post/68137709/oh-hell-yes-via-lookmom"&gt;mattfisher&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh &lt;i&gt;hell&lt;/i&gt; yes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://lookmom.tumblr.com/"&gt;lookmom&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/68156569</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/68156569</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 12:54:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Some days, the web feels like 5 people trying to make something; 5k people turning it into a list;..."</title><description>“Some days, the web feels like 5 people trying to make something; 5k people turning it into a list; and 500MM people saying, “FAIL.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/hotdogsladies/statuses/870670777"&gt;Twitter / hotdogsladies: Some days, the web feels l …&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://soxiam.com/"&gt;soxiam&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://dalasverdugo.com/"&gt;dalasverdugo&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://www.mrcharlietodd.com/"&gt;charlietodd&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/63761212</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/63761212</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:28:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Lone Wolves Part Deux</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/62036823/lone-wolves-part-deux"&gt;gabrus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Justin and I are doing our sketch show again for all of you who missed it, and those who saw it and wanna come again (which I am sure is all of you).  Defintely come check it out we have improved on greatness and made it even better.  It is another try out show so all the support we can get helps us get a run at the theatre.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/178"&gt;click this for reservations&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/62039257</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/62039257</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:05:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>mattfisher:

Sidecar shot this for the 2008 NY Comedy Festival...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K-8forByDIo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K-8forByDIo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattfisher.tumblr.com/post/58432131/sidecar-shot-this-for-the-2008-ny-comedy-festival"&gt;mattfisher&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sidecar shot this for the 2008 NY Comedy Festival Web Video Cram-off. Special thanks to Devlyn &amp; Katherine.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If it seems like this video is nonsensical and hastily written, just try watching it again. It’s all in there.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A lot of this work came out of the pizzateering workshop we took at the Jim henson Studio&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/58438134</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/58438134</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:36:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>After his speech, Obama took a brief moment to create rain.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/TREcZbjorfz5sm97JmvG0IHko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;After his speech, Obama took a brief moment to create rain.</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/58330629</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/58330629</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 11:29:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via adamfrucci)
The future is here</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/BubTC39ksfnrr7dk7AmR35M9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://adamfrucci.tumblr.com/"&gt;adamfrucci&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The future is here&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/56968873</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/56968873</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:01:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>New Tybrus Show</title><description>&lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/178"&gt;New Tybrus Show&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/56162192/new-tybrus-show"&gt;gabrus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Dude(ttes),&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tybruscomedy.com/"&gt;Tybrus&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href="http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/"&gt;Justin Tyler&lt;/a&gt; and Myself) have a new show coming out at the UCB theatre.  It’s a spank, which is the UCB’s audition show.  If you follow either of us on tumblr you should come check it out.  No, we are not lifeguards in this show.  Yes, it is just as, if not funnier than the last one.  Maybe, you will see us naked.  If we get a good house and we bring the comedy, the show could get a run at the number one comedy theatre in NYC.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;all the bs about the show is below.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Tybrus (Justin Tyler and Jonathan Gabrus) have returned to the stage.  They have spent the last year or so training their minds, bodies and genitals just for this show.  This show is an audition slot for a run at the UCB theatre.  So it would be real great if we could have a big crowd.  It is all material you have never seen…And some parts of our bodies that you have already seen.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Lone Wolves is the tale of two loose cannon cops forced to work together to solve the murder of their ex-partners.  it is Lethal Weapon but all Riggs…No Murtaugh.&lt;br/&gt;written and performed by Justin Tyler and Jonathan Gabrus&lt;br/&gt; Directed by Chris Gethard&lt;br/&gt;featuring videos by Matt Adams starring a slew of hilarious people that you know and love.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Tybrus in Lone Wolves&lt;br/&gt;Monday Oct 27th 9:30 PM&lt;br/&gt;at the UCB Theatre (307 West 26th St at 8th Ave)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/12834"&gt;click here for reservations&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—————&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/56244157</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/56244157</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:01:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>David Sedaris on undecided voters</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/10/27/081027sh_shouts_sedaris"&gt;David Sedaris on undecided voters&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://adamfrucci.tumblr.com/post/55447684/david-sedaris-on-undecided-voters"&gt;adamfrucci&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/55449302</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/55449302</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:02:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A man and his muse</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/TREcZbjorf86cfrhWFTu5sdZo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A man and his muse</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/55192506</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/55192506</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:15:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gabrus:
we’re not racists we are time travelers
Constipated time...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/q05CycaLrf6dy5k8OQzqL926o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/55008818/were-not-racists-we-are-time-travelers"&gt;gabrus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;we’re not racists we are time travelers&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Constipated time travelers&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/55029552</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/55029552</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:44:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Early footage from tonight’s debate</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l63SRpGXBHE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l63SRpGXBHE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Early footage from tonight’s debate</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/54711043</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/54711043</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:50:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/TREcZbjoreqqytv5LGtMqB7xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/53304662</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/53304662</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:32:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s hard to tell where the fish ends and the gabrus...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/q05CycaLre853ywxeg9bWkaeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s hard to tell where the fish ends and the gabrus begins. A dream come true.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://adamfrucci.tumblr.com/post/51405116/gabrus-sushi-anyone-thanks-for-ruining-sushi"&gt;adamfrucci&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/51392909/sushi-anyone"&gt;gabrus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;sushi anyone?&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for ruining sushi for me, Gabrus.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/51412843</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/51412843</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:23:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sidecar's Alaska Brunch</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattfisher.tumblr.com/post/49798784/sidecars-alaska-brunch"&gt;mattfisher&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sidecar fights, reunites, and fires TREMENDOUS GUNS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also available at &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0SUGu6SXcY&amp;fmt=18"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0SUGu6SXcY&amp;fmt=1"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0SUGu6SXcY&amp;fmt=1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/49884073</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/49884073</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:37:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Can you believe that HBO mashed up a bunch of old Nickelodeon’s “Are You Afraid of the...</title><description>Can you believe that HBO mashed up a bunch of old Nickelodeon’s “Are You Afraid of the Dark” scripts and made True Blood? If you didn’t watch it, it’s a vampire show where Anna Paquin plays a character named ‘Suckie’: Got it!</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/49204403</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/49204403</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:01:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Great, weird web comic. Makes sense up here in Alaska</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/TREcZbjord1mnv4dVvgxuGgk_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Great, weird web comic. Makes sense up here in Alaska</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/47231058</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/47231058</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:58:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>These British scientists are both darling and knowledgeable</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YvSkXd_VVYk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YvSkXd_VVYk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;These British scientists are both darling and knowledgeable</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/42229302</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/42229302</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:02:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One of the busboys at the restaurant I work at gave me a bottle...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/OOtSV6gJBb8iiriwrOkIx539_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;One of the busboys at the restaurant I work at gave me a bottle of Valentina hot sauce that tastes awesome in a michelada, better than tabasco.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gabrus.tumblr.com/post/41770031/katespencer-peterwknox-michelada-y-mezcal"&gt;gabrus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://katespencer.tumblr.com/post/41743005/peterwknox-michelada-y-mezcal-via"&gt;katespencer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.peterwknox.com/post/41708895/michelada-y-mezcal-via-trekkerpanda-i-got"&gt;peterwknox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Michelada y Mezcal (via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/trekkerpanda"&gt;TrekkerPanda&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I got ADDICTED to micheladas in Mexico.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You mix with tabasco &amp; worcester sauce with a dash of lime juice in a salted rimmed glass and even though it sounds and looks terrible, it’s completely delicious and habit forming. Especially first thing in the morning.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Anthony makes these a lot after we got hooked on them at our fave Mexican place in Nolita. I had one last night. Pretty sure I could drink Micheladas every day.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Justin and I drink these all the time, we went nuts on them over 4th of July weekend on the lake, I shit a lead fireball the next day.  We were forgetting the worchestire sauce I guess.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/41773383</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/41773383</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:37:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>There was a time when I would want George Lucas to win this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/TREcZbjorb7lllszN8Zc5pXZ_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;There was a time when I would want George Lucas to win this fight, but now…</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/41616428</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/41616428</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:50:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A beautifully animated John Lennon interview from 1969</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jmR0V6s3NKk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jmR0V6s3NKk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A beautifully animated John Lennon interview from 1969</description><link>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/41614511</link><guid>http://jtsizzle.tumblr.com/post/41614511</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:33:50 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
